Office by Alex Penny
I like my eggs scrambled and my orange juice pulpy.
Alex: What’s Jagermeister?
Phil: Well, uh, you know how in fairytales there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, but you don’t wake up in a castle; you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
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Seriously, if you’re not watching Modern Family you’re missing out. Watch it now. http://www.hulu.com/modern-family
