The Lisa Ham


I like my eggs scrambled and my orange juice pulpy.

January 27, 2012 8:54 pm
Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

3:42 pm
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sandboxdiaries:

You guys. This is an actual television commercial I saw on an actual television last night. 

What. What is happening. I do not understand.

What. 

(Jeff was so amazed, he ripped this video from our TiVo because we needed to share this genius with the world.)

Great commercial? Or greatest commercial?

(via metropotamia)

12:12 pm
T-Rex Trying is the saddest and most beautiful blog of 2012 so far.

T-Rex Trying is the saddest and most beautiful blog of 2012 so far.

(Source: trextrying)

9:31 am
soupsoup: reuters: A change in policy: Twitter announced Thursday that it would begin restricting Tweets in certain countries, marking a policy shift for the social media platform that helped propel the popular uprisings recently sweeping across the Middle East. “Starting today, we give ourselves the ability to reactively withhold content from users in a specific country while keeping it available in the rest of the world,” the Twitter blog said. Read more: Twitter to restrict user content in some countries WTF, Twitter??? Sad news.

soupsoup:

reuters:

A change in policy: Twitter announced Thursday that it would begin restricting Tweets in certain countries, marking a policy shift for the social media platform that helped propel the popular uprisings recently sweeping across the Middle East.

“Starting today, we give ourselves the ability to reactively withhold content from users in a specific country while keeping it available in the rest of the world,” the Twitter blog said.

Read more: Twitter to restrict user content in some countries

WTF, Twitter???

Sad news.

January 26, 2012 12:00 pm

surisburnbook:

I don’t particularly like going to Disneyland with Tom, but I needed someone to carry my bag.

Also, does anyone else think that horse pillar looks suspiciously like Violet Affleck?

Suri, what is on your face? And please don’t tell me that’s a giant soda you’re drinking. Definitely not up to your usual standards.

January 23, 2012 4:27 pm

thetravellingkitty:

click to watch pikachu climb a mountain

Pikachu, jo and I went out to the mountain.

adventure gif kitty :D

You guys, Pika got fat.

September 23, 2011 8:47 pm
collegehumor: Communications Department Filled with Kegs Sometimes you need a little little courage to communicate better. Amazing. As a Comm major from U of M who consumed large quantities of beer in college, this pretty much sums up my undergrad experience.

collegehumor:

Communications Department Filled with Kegs

Sometimes you need a little little courage to communicate better.

Amazing. As a Comm major from U of M who consumed large quantities of beer in college, this pretty much sums up my undergrad experience.

(Source: College Humor)

3:14 pm
whenparentstext: Dearest Tumblr Fans, It’s been awhile since you’ve heard from us at When Parents Text. We moved off Tumblr in April with a great deal of trepidation. We owe so much of our success to the wonderful Tumblr community and we were sad to go. But we remember where we started! As a special THANK YOU to our Tumblr followers we’d like to give away FIVE free and signed copies of our new book, When Parents Text: So Much Said… So Little Understood. All you have to do is reblog this post. We’ll select the winners next Friday!  Thank you so much, ;-)8 Lauren and Sophia  If you have such trepidation, then why don’t you just set up your Tumblr to pull in the RSS feed from your new platform?

whenparentstext:

Dearest Tumblr Fans,

It’s been awhile since you’ve heard from us at When Parents Text.

We moved off Tumblr in April with a great deal of trepidation. We owe so much of our success to the wonderful Tumblr community and we were sad to go.

But we remember where we started!

As a special THANK YOU to our Tumblr followers we’d like to give away FIVE free and signed copies of our new book, When Parents Text: So Much Said… So Little Understood.

All you have to do is reblog this post. We’ll select the winners next Friday!

 Thank you so much,

;-)8

Lauren and Sophia 

If you have such trepidation, then why don’t you just set up your Tumblr to pull in the RSS feed from your new platform?

August 4, 2011 4:19 pm
workaholics: This Bollywood film is the official movie of Shart Week. We consider it a gift from the gods; we didn’t look up it’s plot or anything, but if we had to guess from the poster, we’d says it’s probably about a guy who has to choose between two women, then accidentally shits himself. One of the women chooses to love him for who he is, stains and all; the other shuns him and lives a miserable life alone. Some other stuff happens, too, to fill out the 90 minutes, maybe a car chase or something. Netflix it. Some other “Official” items of Shart Week— OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME - World of Shartcraft OFFICIAL RACING-BASED VIDEO GAME - Mario Shart OFFICIAL THEME SONG - Miley Cyrus’ “Sharty in the U.S.A” OFFICIAL SOFT DRINK - RC Cola OFFICIAL BREAKFAST SNACK - Pop-Sharts OFFICIAL NFL OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR - Mike Shartz OFFICIAL WRESTLER - Bret “The Hitman” Shart OFFICIAL WRESTLER’S FINISHING MOVE - The Shartshooter OFFICIAL VOICE - Owen Wilson Those are at least the sponsorship deals we could close on short notice. Only the true fans will collect all of these items and take a picture and send it to us… but until they do, remember— Treat every shart like it’s Shart Week. What’s particularly confusing is the German subtitle.

workaholics:

This Bollywood film is the official movie of Shart Week.

We consider it a gift from the gods; we didn’t look up it’s plot or anything, but if we had to guess from the poster, we’d says it’s probably about a guy who has to choose between two women, then accidentally shits himself. One of the women chooses to love him for who he is, stains and all; the other shuns him and lives a miserable life alone. Some other stuff happens, too, to fill out the 90 minutes, maybe a car chase or something. Netflix it.

Some other “Official” items of Shart Week—

OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME - World of Shartcraft

OFFICIAL RACING-BASED VIDEO GAME - Mario Shart

OFFICIAL THEME SONG - Miley Cyrus’ “Sharty in the U.S.A”

OFFICIAL SOFT DRINK - RC Cola

OFFICIAL BREAKFAST SNACK - Pop-Sharts

OFFICIAL NFL OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR - Mike Shartz

OFFICIAL WRESTLER - Bret “The Hitman” Shart

OFFICIAL WRESTLER’S FINISHING MOVE - The Shartshooter

OFFICIAL VOICE - Owen Wilson

Those are at least the sponsorship deals we could close on short notice.

Only the true fans will collect all of these items and take a picture and send it to us… but until they do, remember—

Treat every shart like it’s Shart Week.

What’s particularly confusing is the German subtitle.

(via comedycentral)

July 28, 2011 4:03 pm
OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

(Source: awkwardstockphotos)