The Lisa Ham

November 24, 2012 10:08 am

theworstthingsforsale:

Is this, reaching inside the oven and grabbing the oven rack, really how you burn your hand, a lot? And do you put the pizza right on the dirty ass oven rack anyway? Maybe you do, maybe this is all normal. Feel free to let me know if this is a normal thing you do with your human hand, sticking it in a hot oven and burning it before you remember the reason you’re going in there is that you were cooking.

Yes it is normal to put the pizza directly on the oven rack. No to burny hands.

Is this, reaching inside the oven and grabbing the oven rack, really how you burn your hand, a lot? And do you put the pizza right on the dirty ass oven rack anyway? Maybe you do, maybe this is all normal. Feel free to let me know if this is a normal thing you do with your human hand, sticking it in a hot oven and burning it before you remember the reason you’re going in there is that you were cooking.

Yes it is normal to put the pizza directly on the oven rack. No to burny hands.

August 3, 2012 11:21 am

It’s U-Haul time! (Taken with Instagram)

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June 9, 2012 7:54 pm

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March 12, 2012 11:36 am

imremembering:

Kay Bee Toys Ad, 1992

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ALL OF THESE THINGS!

10:29 am

earwolf:

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March 6, 2012 3:12 pm